How to Introduce a Vibrator

You say, “Hello, Partner. May I introduce the vibrator?” Then everyone shakes hands and formal introductions are complete.

There are four main ways to broach the subject of a vibrator with your partner. Use the method that you think will work best.
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The Gomer Pyle method
When he wasn’t making a citizen’s arrest, Gomer’s main joy was yelling, “Su-prise, Su-prise, Su-prise!” He probably never tried this approach with a vibrator, but there’s no reason you can’t. When the moment is right, show your partner your brand new purchase, ready and waiting for its test run. Why talk about vibrators when you could be using one?

The Time-Release method
You casually bring up the subject of vibrators at a good time, like during a TV commercial for RAM trucks. “You know what really sounds like fun?” you ask, and then answer your own question. Your partner’s response will range from silent shock to whoops of delight. Conversation ensues. Later, a time span that can vary from 30 seconds to 30 days, you say, “Remember that thing we talked about?” Then, like a magician making a nickel appear, you produce the magic device with a dramatic flourish.

The Browsing method
When you’re surfing the internet together, take a detour to Vibrators.com and enjoy the selection together. The experience is a lot nicer than a stroll through a sex shop.

The V-Day Invasion method
Resistance is futile when you have planned for every contingency with plenty of research, discussion, and preparation. By the time the good vibrations have begun, each partner already has become very familiar and comfortable with both the concept and the reality of the vibrator.

Another popular way is for one partner to give a vibrator as a gift. A little privacy during the presentation is probably a good idea.

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